How I Accidentally Fell in Love… with Squires Loft
Let me set the scene.
I’m 30-something, and I own more than one pair of sneakers that aren’t gym shoes. I recently Googled “best date night ideas Melbourne that make you look effortlessly impressive but also low-key and not try-hard.”
And guess what? Google did not disappoint — it gave me Squires Loft.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Steak on a date? Isn’t that risky? Too primal? Too saucy? Too… chew-forward? No. It’s perfect. Because here’s the thing — nothing says “I’ve got good taste” like taking someone out for flame-grilled, basted-to-perfection, slow-cooked ribs and steak that melt in your mouth faster than awkward small talk disappears with the first glass of red.
Let me walk you through it — from one hungry romantic to another.
Docklands: For When You Want to Look Like You Work in Finance (Even If You Don’t)
Picture this: city lights, water views, and the unmistakable vibe of “I’m cultured but also very into meat.” The Docklands Squires Loft is perfect for that first date when you want to appear successful without screaming, I drive a European car I definitely can’t afford.
Pro tip: Order the eye fillet, pair it with a bold red, and toss in some broccolini to prove you eat vegetables sometimes.
Camberwell: For Classic Melbourne Charm & Midweek Magic
Want to impress without venturing too far from your home base? Squires Loft Camberwell has that elegant but laid-back energy that screams “I know a place” without trying too hard. It’s ideal for a Thursday night date that turns into “We should do this again next week.”
Expect warm lighting, great wine, perfectly grilled steaks, and maybe even a second date if you let her order dessert first.
Sunbury: For When You’re Feeling Like a Laid-Back Legend
Planning a date that doesn’t scream we met on an app? Head out to Squires Loft Sunbury. It’s got big “weekend lunch that accidentally turns into dinner” energy. Think: daylight, laughter, rib sauce on your face (in a cute way), and the kind of vibe where you both pretend you love long walks even though you’re both just in it for the dessert.
Torquay: Coastal Romance with a Side of Meat Sweats
Now, I don’t surf — unless you count late-night menu scrolling — but there’s something about Torquay’s salty air and seaside charm that makes a date feel like a Nicholas Sparks novel with better steak.
Whether you’re strolling the foreshore before dinner or watching the sunset through a red-wine haze, one thing’s for sure: nothing says “future husband?” like nailing a steak and ribs order while complimenting her cocktail choice.
Williamstown: For When You Want to Escape the City but Not the Class
Williamstown is ideal for the “I planned this” vibe without the stress of planning anything. Historic charm? Check. Waterfront views? Check. Squires Loft? Double-check.
Bring her here and watch her swoon when you both dig into a mixed grill. She says, “I’m not usually into steak, but this is incredible,” and you say, “Yeah, I know the chef” (you don’t).
Finding the Perfect Match
Here’s the twist, though — while she’s hopefully realising you’re a solid 11/10, you’ll fall hard… for the food. Because Squires Loft doesn’t just serve steak. It delivers legendary dining experiences — with full bar service, friendly staff who don’t judge your nervous ordering, and food that makes you forget you’re meant to be making conversation.
In short? It’s the perfect match.
And If It Doesn’t Work Out?
At least you had a killer steak, a perfectly cooked rack of ribs, and the joy of dipping your onion rings in three sauces like you were born to do it.
Love may be unpredictable. But Squires Loft? Always dependable. Always delicious. Always date-worthy.
So whether you’re in the city, by the coast, or out for a weekend escape, there’s a Squires Loft waiting to impress your date — and you.
👉 Check out all our Melbourne locations right here and book your legendary date night. Steak first. Feelings later.
